December 2008
5 posts
Letters IV
Dear Mr. Bosswick & Co.,
It is I, Dr. Chancey Squires II, again. In this correspondence you will find a glaring absence of the friendly nature of my previous letters and only the bare minimum of savoir faire as required by my gentlemanly status. For this is less a letter and more a suitable epitaph for your moving picture company Mr. Bosswick.
At the onset none had a higher regard for your...
Letters III
Dearest Mary,
My heart goes out to you. Words cannot express the sorrow I felt when I heard of you coming down with the consumption. However, I still must insist on the prompt return of my monogrammed handkerchief and riding gloves. It has been nigh two months. I expected better of you.
With love and disappointment, Professor Clive Handshaker
Letters II
Colonel Reginald Svankins, I’m telegraphing in lieu of penning a letter as your generosity, in regards to our mutual friending, knows no bounds as scientifically documented by men in lab coats (as of the current date), thus the kick to the jigglies of my change-purse could not be taken into account when delivering this news of such ill alignment this overcast March afternoon. From a mutual friend...
Letters I
Dear Mr. Bosswick & Co., It is with all due respect that I lay my grievances upon your feet, please take my points into consideration for the longevity of your most-revered corporation Bosswick TRUST & Moving Pictures. I must first note that my wife Helena and I were most appalled at what passes for acceptable moving picture ticket rates these days! I assure you with my word as a man I am...